We are two sisters who like to torture each other to the amusement of everyone else! She's the EMO (Evil Midget Overlord) and she's deemed me the OCD (Over Compensating Diva). enjoy the insanity :)
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Guess who is older?!?
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Wrinkles, saggy knockers, swollen eyes, loneliness, bitterness, random spouts of anger, kids hangin around your yard, forgetfulness, getting paid to sit around, peeing yourself... Oh wait, was I only supposed to be saying new stuff? Then... uh... gray hair!
ReplyDeletehey, i'm not lonely! and there is nothing sagging (yet) or wrinkly (again, yet)!! i can't wait til you get old and i get to make fun of you. oh wait, i can do that now bc even though i might be old and decrepit i'm still more awesome than you! :D
ReplyDeleteand you know what, still not remotely the worst things i've heard this birthday!
ReplyDeleteBy the time I get old, you'll be long dead and stuffed full of M&Ms! "i'm still more awesome than you" Apparently, your mind has already gone the way of good rap
ReplyDeleteHA! some of the shit you do to yourself, it wouldn't surprise me at all to outlive you! and before i do i'm going to destroy every single M&M!!
ReplyDeleteoff topic, but: uoıʇısod ןɐnsn ɹnoʎ uı ǝɹ,noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
ReplyDeletedamn you!!! part of me wants to kick you, but mostly i just want to know how you did that lol.
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