Tuesday, January 10, 2012

It is me is it you?

Yes it is me , The E.M.O., the one you have all been waiting for! The younger more awesome sister of this incredible insane duo! I would say buckle up but we cut those out a long time ago, so you might just want to try to find the nearest drink to hold on to! No we are not alcoholics... mmm alcohol... I mean. I am pretty sure you will never find two people more different somehow so damn similar anywhere else! I have 3 kids, no pets, love snow and um could careless about fashion or any of that scary stuff. The O.C.D. over there has nooo kids and is just happy that way (well minus the one stepdaughter she has but she lives far away so...), 2 doggies that really are like kids anyways so haha, refuses o go any where the temperature could even reach freezing, and the freak owns 32 (at last count) pairs of shoes!!!! Plus an obscene amount of clothing! Yet some how we bought the same jacket, continuously wear the same shirt to functions, bought the same camera case, and countless other oddities! Now I have to go see why it has taken one child to write 6 sentences! Oh but on that note somehow The O.C.D. managed to stick her child in my womb!!! Seriously my oldest is juuuusssst like her so scary! Ok really bye... have fun!

12 comments:

  1. yeah, the shoe count is now more like 40 something :) and your whole post just shows why i am the more awesome sister! and snow is completely useless, i don't care what you say!! your oldest daughter is my way to torture you forever and forever, you'll never be able to escape me now! mwahahaha >:)

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  2. I'm going to start stealing shoes when i visit not pairs, just random shoes :) You may be able to torture me forever but I will always be younger and soon thinner than you mwhahahahaha

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  3. i'm really going to have to teach Grimm to sit on you! the shoes are NOT playthings! wait, did you really mean you would just take ONE freaking shoe?!! wth is wrong with you!? that's got to be one of the signs of a psychopath right there. you obviously have no regard or COMPASSION for beautiful things! i feel the need to go take pictures of the shoes now and reassure them *_*

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  4. No seriously.. you aren't OCD at all. I have more compassion in my pinky finger than you have in your whole body!!!

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  5. You're missing a period after the first "o" in the title -- and you call yourself O.C.D.

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  6. noooo the EMO decided to call me OCD, i had no part in that decision! and EMO is missing a period, her periods are her own responsibility and i'm not taking the fall for them!

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  7. Nina, start saving your shoe boxes... It'll be the perfect casket for EMO when she catches up to your old ass and dies

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  8. You don't think that I have certain plans put in place to make sure OCD does NOT live even one second longer than me?!?

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  9. EMO, have you implanted some sort of secret chip in one of the dogs that will remotely detonate upon your death?? what have you done!!?? do NOT help her with her nefarious plans, she's liable to include you in her twisted death plot too!

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  10. Maybe she implanted it in Grimm's testicle... with luck, he'll be sitting down (read: peeing) at the time and his stomach will shield you from impact. I'm hoping otherwise though :)

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  11. he pees standing up now!!! even with only one nut he's got more testosterone than you do ASS. hell, he's probably even as tall as you are lol.

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