Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Where's Mah Cake, Bitch!?

that's right, it's my BIRTHDAY! on this day i get the title of "Queen of the Universe" and Queen definitely trumps Overlord :) i may be older than her, but i'm also more awesome and i'll just have to remember that while i try to embrace a few more gray hairs. fabulous, sparkly shoes help tremendously :)

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  1. Dear "Queen of the Universe": You're old.

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  2. this is NOT acceptable birthday behavior! i will accept recompense in the form of cheesecake :)

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  3. lemme try again.... Happy Birthday!! You're one year closer to dead... so yay for me!

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  4. no yay for you! my birthday, i get all the Yay's today! back up off me, bro!

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  5. i hope you get your gelled hair caught in a ceiling fan, since apparently we're all now in the Jersey Shore lol.

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  6. This why it is bad that I go to bed at a resonable time... the children can't be trusted!

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  7. She posted that comment 6:39 AM OCD.. You nailed it!

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  8. I guess certain things are like clockwork when you get to be your ages

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  9. #1I am not old! #2 I am forced to wake up that early it is not by choice!

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  10. lol you don't even remember what it's like to sleep in now, do you EMO?! and sleeping til 9 doesn't count. i bet even if you didn't have to you wouldn't be able to sleep in now. hahaha you've forever been robbed of extra sleep!!! you'll never get it back again! all those extra hours belong to me!

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  11. @ EMO - When I'm your age, hopefully my pee schedule won't interfere with my extra sleep too

    @ OCD - You're a lazy whore

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  12. @ASS yes hopefully when you are my age you will quit wetting the bed!!

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  13. hahaha you know it's a good insult when i'm forced to agree with the EMO!

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  14. I'd never give up my warm midnight hugs <3

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